Wednesday Update

Twitter finds:
No clue how long I watched this gif of Shen Wei picturing Zhao Yunlan doing something entirely different but still on his knees. It was a long time.
You don't have to like A/B/O to appreciate this gifset of Zhu Yilong in something historical(ish?) and suffering in an outrageously sexy fashion.
I love fic and art with Shen Wei and Da Qing.

Not Guardian:
Women in actual armor.

If you haven't had the pleasure of taking in yantantether 's Zhu Yilong Tomb Notes picspam, mosey yourself over that way. It doesn't disappoint.

And speaking of pants feels: Since I was able to find a taker for the vibrator I bought and hated two seconds after opening it, a local friend of mine in the exact situation asked if I could try my magic with hers. If anyone wants to make an offer on a Stronic G in Pool Blue, send me a message. Or comment below, I suppose, if you're feeling bold. She's flexible on $, and will even take a barter (she collects dice and rocks).

The white vinegar worked a treat! Thank you for that! Of course now I'm leaning toward wearing the other dress. Mostly because I think I can get away with wearing tall wedge heel boots with it (warm, comfortable). Maybe I should get pictures and ask people for opinions.