Why is a raven like a writing desk?

My hair wants cutting. I saw my hair-cutting person at faire on Saturday and I was quite glad I was wearing The Yak because, quite frankly, I'm beginning to resemble a brunette Florence Henderson. Scary.

( Putting this behind a cut--sorry, shoulda done that earlier )

I'm always the last to find out about this stuff

I'm sure everyone has already heard about the metaquotes community. But if you, like me, were an uninformed heathen, take my advice and wander over. Priceless.

Wow. Boobs.

Thanks to mckitterick for this almost alarming photo of my, well, my tits. Holy sha-moley.

( Cut for decency )