Friday--and about damn time

First, a small announcement: I won't be going to Sellout tonight. Just tomorrow. Tonight I'm staying in with my cat, who is going through a small amount of trauma. But I will be at the Jazzhaus with bells on for Saturday.

This is the last call for cocoa and chex mix requests. I've got stuology and starstraf down for cocoa, and solan_t (edit: and starstraf) down for chex mix. Last chance, folks, let me know.

I am sick to tears of joke Twelve Days of Christmas songs. The original is bad enough, but to sit through twelve decreasingly funny verses is pure hell. The only version that's vaguely bearable is the one on the Muppets Christmas album with John Denver. I always thought it was hysterical that Gonzo got to sing the part about the French Hens.

This weekend I must:

Pick up sewing machine from repair shop

Go to Sam's Club

Grocery shop

Photograph items to sell on eBay, maybe even get some things listed

Arrange sewing area into useable formation

Of course, that's in addition to going out dancing Saturday and general weekend crap one never counts on. Wish me luck.

( Now, Friday Fives )

EDIT: Just found something on metaquotes that really needs to be shared with the world. Green Eggs and Ham, LOTR style. Oh, just click and read for godssake.

Drunk cat

From curieuse

You scored as Drunk Cat. Put down the bottle, Cheech. Sign up for some AA classes and drink a glass of water. Bars are ok once in a while, but you shouldn't be sleeping at them. </td> Drunk Cat 100% Love Machine Cat 75% Pissed at the World Cat 58% Derranged Cat 50% Nerd Cat 42% Ninja Cat 17% Couch Potato Cat 8% Which Absurd Cat are you? created with QuizFarm.com

And from sdemory
</td><td valign="top">You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.

Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.


You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!


Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!


You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

You are 40% geek

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