I can haz energy nao?

My decision (and mckitterick's counsel) not to set my alarm for Crossfit on Monday morning: Very Wise. By 1:30 I was nearly falling asleep at my desk. So, apparently I am Still Not Healthy. Suxxor. This morning I woke up at 6:00 and did some yoga. It's not quite 10:00am and I am already tired.

I'd like to make it to Crossfit on Wednesday, but I've given up the idea of making it to the Crossfit Lawrence party on Saturday night. I don't have it in me to fast all day Friday so I can perform at a Smoker Promo in KC, fast all day Saturday, perform at Smoker, and then go to a party. Ain't happening.

Fashion PSA for women who wear menswear: When considering the purchase of tie bars, make sure the motif does not have an orientation. Lady blouses button opposite of men's shirts and your tie bar's design will be upside down. Make sure it reads well from the bottom-up.

Holy shit Neil deGrasse Tyson was a hot young man. How funny that even a smarty-pants science guy succumbed to the pushed-biceps pose in high school.

I really want some coffee today. Really really really want some coffee.